I am a 32 year old professional. I've owned compaines, assisted with start-ups, and maintained a positive investment portfolio. I got laid off 5 months ago because of "cutbacks" and because I was the last one hired...I drew the long straw. I was getting pretty desperate and sent out a few resumes..nothing...a few more....nothing.....shit! what do i do!? I fill out on online application for Target in my area. Here is the email I received:

Jason,

Thank you for taking the time to apply with us. We are unable to offer you a position at this time, but we do appreciate your interest in Target.

Target Thornton

Completly dumbfounded, I replied:

Hi, I am curious on why you passed on my application? I am a 32 year old IT professional that was laid off in Febuary. I am competing with thousands of other IT specialists and decided I might need a career change. I've done the research and Target is one of the fastest growing retail companies in the world. As Anti-Walmart and a dedicated Target shopper, i've convinced myself that applying and working for Target might be a great idea as long as the advancment opportunity was there. You guys have actually rejected me and with shopping at target, Ive noticed that I would outshine 50% of the employees you currently have working there. Please reconsider my apllication or at least let me know why I wasn't qualified as much as the pierced and dreadlocked (blonde white guy) 18 year old playing tag with one of the other employees. Thanks for your time.

Jason

Was that too rough?